Splunk, a big data analysis corporation, uses some geeky-funny slogans:
- Taking the sh out of IT
- Needle. Haystack. Found.
- Rocket Surgeon
- I see dead servers.
- Please feed the models.
- Knowledge is Power. Power Corrupts. Yield to Temptation.
- These are the droids you are looking for
- Solve problems you didn't know you were about to have
- More brain, less surgery
- Finding your faults, just like mom
- Omniscience. Is that good enough for you?
- All Batbelt. No tights.
But the super-fave, which also appears on a Splunk t-shirt that kind friend MC gifted long ago:
| Because Ninjas Are Too Busy |